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V. (DESCRIPTIVE VERB CLAUSE)
1. To utterly descimate both self and opponent in the game of chess with very little regard for winning.
2. To drive your car into the ocean.
Yah, thought I was dead, after that last dumb ass pon move. I know, but watch out now! I'm getten the wave of mutilation on now sucka!
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When emo's think they're like so so cruel and hard and start slitting their wrists and use a lame excuse of "no-one cares waaaaaaaaah" or "you wouldn't understand".
Guy1: Let's go watch Napoleon Dynamite
Guy2: That movie is soo sad man..
Guy1: Yeah, I self-mutilate myself everytime I watch it
Guy2: OMG ME TOO *starts crying*
Guy1: Here have some tissues.
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Tattooes and piercings.................
That was the oringal definition of self mutilation.
Scarification is a form of self mutilation.
Making yourself look ugly with tattooes and piercings is self mutilation.It could also be considered a form of vandalism or even mutilating others who have to look at you.
It's eye vandalism.
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The only pain in which someone can control, bull, it is a way of self-pity, you feel sorry for yourself so you cut yourself.
Guy 1: What's on your arm?
Guy 2: Happy scars!
Guy 1: Are you cuting yourself again?
Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy 1: But why? your not having hard times or anything, your life is perfect.
Guy 2: I just want to fit in and someone told me if I cut myself I'd be cool.
Guy 1: OMG, stop, I have trouble in my life, that's why i cut myself.
Guy 2: OMG, you need to stop.
Guy 1: AHHHH!
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The sequel to a game where you mutilate (blocky) dolls which you can decorate with hats, armor etc. using a variety of weapons.
AKA - MaD2
A: Yo dude what's that?
B: Don't you know? Mutilate-a-Doll 2!
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During the month of November everyone who knows of the One Piece Character “Chopper” can, and is encouraged to, make art of or state how they would want to kill and/or maim Chopper.
This tradition started when the character became too popular, and thus annoying to see; so of course a group of brave individuals decided to deploy countermeasures.
“Hey guys look at this Chopper ima-“
“ITS CHOPPER MUTILATION MONTH FUCK CHOPPER FUCK CHOPPER HATE CHOPPER I FUCKING HATE CHOPPER”
(Crowd Chanting) “WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER, WE HATE CHOPPER”
when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'