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A Kinky sex act that can only done while perfoming oral sex on a male , AKA : Fellatio.
As your partner is performing the act of Fellatio he / or she stops half way up the shaft of the penis and lightly grasp's it with their teeth and beginning tugging up and down on it as though they are a bird trying to pull a worm from the ground. Can be slightly painfull as well and enjoyable, especially when performed at the exact moment of ejaculation.
Hoss says; Damn Dave , you need to go to the dentist and get that fucking bicuspid ground down a bit, your ripping me up every time you give me the NightCrawler
Dave says; Didn't seem to bother you last night when you got to spunk down my throat now did it bitch !
Hoss says; Come on now , no reason to be a niggarski, get over here baby and give me another nightcrawler you little slut.
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Official ASFPOR "Best Information Teller Currently Here" (or BITCH for short). Often found on Usenet, spouting obscurities and absurdities.
Nightcrawler is the official BITCH of usenet.
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a person who roams at night
often alone, but sometiems accompanied by 1 jersey kevin, or 1 trombone player
-often spotted wandering Purdue University after dark. once glimpsed as far away as the Burger King on south street.
also, one who enteres definitions into the urban dictionary that usually contain at least one typo.
see "presidency, the" and "douchebag"
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a term which describes the state of being so drunk that you look around and exclaim, "how the fuck did i get here?!" or "where the fuck am i?!"
whiskey- because the condition is caused by drunkenness.
nightcrawler- because the only logical explanation is that you have teleported to your new location, much like the famous x-man.
craig: where the hell did you go last night?
mick: all over the place, i was the whiskey nightcrawler.
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When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.
My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.
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Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.
Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!