Northwest Airlines

Otherwords known as "Northworst Airlines". Not only do they cram you in between two fat people, but they manage to make you pay 3$ for a snack. Soon they will charge you for the recycled bacteria in the air you get on the plane.

Me: "What airline do we have?"
Fred: "Northwest Airlines..."
Me: "Shit!"

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NORTHWEST Style

Sexual position where one is penetrated in the rectum with no lube

Tommy likes to take it NORTHWEST style.

Northwest Passage

The route through Canada to the Orient or the act of inserting one's penis into a girls right ear canal, the man's northwest.

"I did a Northwest Passage to my girlfriend. She has permanent ear drum damage."
"Hmm"

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Northwest Airlines

The absolute worst airline in the world to fly known for bad customer service. They treat their passengers like crap and overcharge for lowsy service. You have to pay for just making a reservation itself, for a soda, pillows, blankets, to check in your bag and almost to even use the toilet. When asked by an employee to help you, they role their eyes and speak in a condescending manner. When your trip is over they stick a broomstick up your ass and tell you to beat it.

The carrier is the 5th largest in the U.S. and is headquartered in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. It has major hubs in Detroit, Memphis and Amsterdam with focus cities in Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, Indianapolis, Washington DC and Boston.

Northwest Airlines is disgusting but I will only fly them when I have to.

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Olathe Northwest

the meaning of Swag. A mediocre sports team but on the ride in football, mainly a white school with quite a few hispanics and very low black students. Students have a high amount of class unlike those goal spitters at north, south, and east. We are the most intelligent of the olathe schools and have the chillest teachers, we have desks and tech from this millineum. The newest school in Olathe district.

"Damn that boys got swag". "He must attend Olathe Northwest"
Mainly used #RavenPrideorDie on twitter.

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Northwest Espresso

Drinking a cup of coffee and smoking marijuana.

"I love starting off a road trip with a Northwest Espresso, it just makes the day feel so much dreamier."

Northwest left

To turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way street at a red light. Legal in Alaska, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Washington state (so long as you're going the right way on the one-way street).

The light was taking too long, and I was in a hurry, so I did a Northwest left.