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Oatmeal

Absolute perfection

John: Damn that movie was oatmeal

Dave: It really was!

by Yaxbala Kenny December 20, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Oatmeals

The color of old granny panties

Marge's oatmeals were showing the other day.

by Big John Redcorn April 18, 2016

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

20πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 24, 2003

24πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

by papashankfoot December 7, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Oatmeal

Fruit - made of seed bearing oats. Fruits contain seeds

Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits

by Staac October 11, 2019

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