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A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.
Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!
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During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate
Can I give you a one eyed angry pirate?
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He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.
Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.
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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
A One Eyed Pirate is when one female/homosexual gets their partners semen in either of their eyes.
"Man, i really made Sally a one eyed pirate last night."