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While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.
Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"
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An all-wheel drive vehicle made for the wanderlust spirit. The extra space in the hatch-back makes it perfect for lesbians who are tired of life in their current standing and just want to live in their car and find other lesbians on all kinds of adventures.
James: I really like the new girl, Ashley. She is fine as hell!
Frank: Tough shit, man. She drives a Subaru Outback, she's totally gay.
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A clothing line offered by The Limited during the late 80s and early 90s. The clothing line consisted mainly of overpriced henleys and camp shirts. Some girls would wear their collars up so that the Outback Red logo was plainly visible.
THEN: Ooh...Jenny looks so cute in her Outback Red shirt and pin-rolled Guess jeans!!
NOW: OMG! I can't believe that girl is STILL wearing Outback Red. That shirt must be 20 years old!
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a damn sexy fine car made by only God Almighty himself. a car that only the coolest individuals can drive. bumpin' speakers, all-wheel drive perfect for Minnesota winters, plenty of space, as safe as a paddle boat. quite a wonderful car.
HOT DAYUMMM, LOOK AT THAT SUBARU OUTBACK.
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When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.
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The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.
Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.
An "Australian"-style "steak house" which is horribly overpriced. When you enter, they're usually packed, so you'll have to wait 1 hour until somebody leaves and frees up a table, all the while starving to death. Once you actually manage to reserve a table, don't be surprised to find that the restaurant's staff have forgotten to clean it. Next, you'll have to wait another 15 minutes until a waiter/waitress can attend to you. The Outback Steakhouse sports a large, varied menu, including disgusting, dry or undercooked steaks, various beverages (aka alcohol), skimpy salads, expensive desserts and other foods which aren't Australian. There are also sides of cheesy fries which are admittedly pretty good. After taking your order, you'll have to wait another 40 minutes for your order to arrive, whether it be salad or a steak, because the workers are lazy and don't give a crap as long as you leave them a tip. Once your order arrives, enjoy it, yada yada yada. Fortunately, if you get food stuck between your teeth, there is a toothpick dispenser near the door (which will most likely be empty). That's the Outback Steakhouse in a nutshell.
Too lazy to cook yourself? Come to the Outback Steakhouse and buy our $100 steaks!
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