parking

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.

LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!

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Parking

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

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parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

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park it

To thrust the penis between a women's preferably large breasts and ejaculate on her chest and/or face.

I like to park it with big bosoms.

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Park

n. Where, at night (or during the day when kids aren't around) people, usually teenagers, go to smoke weed and/or drink.

v. To go to a park and ingest marijuana and/or alcohol.

Hey, want to go get high in that park?

Hey, want to park tonight?

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parking it

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.

"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"

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park it

In golf, to make a great shot, inches from the hole.

Golfer #1 "Okay, partner, let me see you park it."
Golfer#2 "Hell, I'm just gonna make it."