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An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.
"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"
"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"
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Someones who likes coconut oil and worship cows with his red dot on his forehead.
Did u see Patel in the patel ground
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Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.
'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'
'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'
*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron
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The duplicitous use of a private holiday as a cover behind which a senior politician can meet with like-minded senior politicians, and their rich friends, in another country, without the tedious and irritating requirement to inform one's own government and take those pesky civil servants along to take notes.
Hey Minister did you have a great Priti Patel , in Israel, last August?
Baron Polack feverishly searched the flight and hotel booking sites as he planned his next Priti Patel to Tel Aviv.
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Husky, brown, ludoo, and full of nuckrah, this man will always be remembered. He is a legend in the Zoroastrian Association of Houston's Youth Group and made a life-changing impact on the few, lucky soles who saw his churbas and listened to his nuckrah.
He knew how to make us laugh, even when he was being as serious as one could be. With videos made by his fans, Bomi Patel has proven to be a natural born comedian, and source of inspiration. Thank you Bomi. Thank you.
"There will be TREE buses."
"Ve vill press charges if the flag is not returned!"
"Vut is all this nuckrah about?"
"Stop the music! Time for some ni-ni."
-BOMI PATEL
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Gollish Patel is not some-one you will see on the streets everyday. He pops up at special moments and is strongly associated with the word don. He is so awesome and epic and don. Rumour has it that he was taught DT by Mr Manthorp. He has an IQ of over 500 and is too damn clever
I'm so dead for the exam
Nah, go find Gollish Patel he will help us
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(n.) a candid photograph with a person in the foreground and a place or object of interest (such as a tourist destination or landmark) in the background. Overdone by Indians, and hence the name.
did u see her album on FB? All Patel Shots!
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