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Pendulum of Freedom

When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.

After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.

by Schmuckums January 28, 2011

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Pendulum's Promise

A phrase not used much any more but still used by very few, it mean's that Everything and Everyone will eventually die no matter what.

The Pendulum's Promise is never wrong in death or life.

by Green Meenie November 26, 2006


sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.

Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?

by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020


pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014


pendulum protester

A person who will wildly alter his or her views in order to contradict a (usually prominent and/or majority-held) action or view, often to the point of contradicting their own previous statements or stated opinions.

Most noticeable in political forums, especially online.

PP: "We should all love each other and not fight or make war, because we are all humans and should unite under the banners of our own similarities."
Bystander: "What do you think about the Iraq war?"
PP: "DEATH TO TEH FASCIST AMERIKKKA!!!! EMBRACE MARXISM!! FREE MUMIA!! CHE GUEVARA!!!!

by apolitical August 23, 2004

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pennsylvania Pendulum

The act of placing a Strap on, on a mans ass. While having sexual intercourse. 1 girl is placed behide the man and one in the front of the man. The Man begins to move his hips thus creating a Pendulum like motion

John: I heard billy gave two girls the Pennsylvania Pendulum Last night
Kyle:Damn...

by Hmmmm Wait Okay September 30, 2014