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youre i bed with a girl, and you arent quite sure if shes gonna give it up....then, low and behold, she discretely slides her pants off claiming, "ugh i hate sleeping in these pants theyre so uncomfortable". And pow no more suspence you know what to do.
Dude, i wasnt sure if i was gna get laid but when i got back from the bathroom she gave me the unspoken permission slip and i knew i was good to go....i smashed it up
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Permission someone would give you to allow you to touch their inner-thigh
Brodie: yo dude Heidi finally gave me inner-thigh permission
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"Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" is a trend on TikTok where if you watch a video like a spirit sighting or something, you have to say "Sorry for looking into your eyes without permission" or else the spirit will haunt you until you die.
That is obviously fake since you can't get curses via bluetooth.
Random guy: *sees an unnerving video*
Random guy: oh my god i'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission
Random guy number 2: bruh you can't get curses via bluetooth wtf
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“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe
“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”
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The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation
Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”
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Da universal understanding dat you may hurriedly "scramble in and close da door" of a dwelling or vehicle during a sudden heavy rain if said enclosure's owner initially observes your headlong dash towards him, and thus he will not be started by your high-speed entry.
A downpour-period-implied permission to enter is something like an implied door-knock, since in both instances, you aren't expected to wait outside for someone to answer da door. Now of course, once you do get in, da respectful procedure is to stop just inside da door and wheezingly catch yer breath, then make some jokingly-indignant remark like, "Okay --- who ordered da monsoon?!" Dat puts everyone inside da room at ease, and then --- unless you'd merely entered to avoid getting soaked, in which case da polite and least-interrupting action might be to just stand by da door till da rain eases up --- you can state what you'd wanted.
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also a word with the versatility of "The Eff Word"
Hagenuk Birthday, Frenchie. Hope you get some booty!
I give you hagenuk permissions to tag yourself in my pictures!
You're looking pretty hagenuk today... you feelin ok?
He's so hagenuk it hurts!