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While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.
"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"
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when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.
she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...
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noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
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In the Immortal style of Charlie Chan, ace TV movie detective, a man who is in severe rectal "discomfort" and dismay needs to picasso.
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The MIA secret 5th ninja turtle. Picasso resembles a sort of retarded sea turtle with one limp flipper. His primary ninja weapon is a hammer.
Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Leonardo, and Picasso
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To Ejaculate (Skeet, cum) on someones face (preferances aside) therfore making a masterpeice on the face(canvas)
Person1: Hey nick did you fuck sara last night at the party?
Person2: Yeah dude i gave her a Picasso
Person1: Must have been a "masterpiece"
both: Laughing
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The Picasso is a sex position for those who are creative, A Picasso occurs when a guy fucks a girl in the ass ( or two guys) and pulls out his shit covered dick and proceeds to smear the shit all over the girls face.
dude 1: dude you will never guess what i did to veronica!
dude 2: what man
dude 1: i gave her a Picasso!!!
dude 2: thats so disgusting but awesome !
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