The act of eating your lunch while taking a crap.
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
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When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.
when a group of homeless dudes with bikes and shopping carts congregate and smoke crack or drink beer in a public
there is a deadbeat picnic over there by that tree
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A term used in northern Western Australia.
A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.
"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"
To make out or eat someone out.
Like instead of eating food your eating them.
โYesterday me and Anna had a picnicโ
โOh really dude I thought she wasnโt into youโ
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When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.
She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.
picnic-look (noun) - the picnic-look is the view that onlookers get of a fellow picnic'er's scrotum sac out the bottom of shorts while sitting on the ground. The picnic-look doesn't necessarily have to occur at a picnic, it can occur anywhere males might be seated on the ground in shorts that expose their sacs.
"Dude, did you check out that old man sitting across from me at our church outing last week? He was sitting Indian-style on the ground and was totally giving me the picnic-look."