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Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 20, 2003

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Rear Admiral Salute

A pose where a man pushes his erection down between his thighs, pointing his penis towards the ground or floor.

Often depicted in gay porn as a way of accentuating the size of the penis.

Porn models and actors will often pose with their back to the camera, highlighting the testicles, perineum, anus and erect penis.

Brent moved his hand over his erect penis, pushing it's length down between his legs, giving his audience a full rear admiral salute.

"You could fly a flag from a pole like that", Tristan said as he moved the camera in for a close-up.

by Fr0tlov3r March 24, 2019


Dreaded Rear Admiral

When someone makes an underhand karate-chop motion between an opponents butt cheeks.

One guy held him down, while the other gave him the dreaded rear admiral until his anus bled.

by Mixed Martial Arts Cheater February 21, 2012

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rear admiral (lower half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in vaginal sex with the woman.

The long stream of discoloration on the carpet marked our repeated attempts at performing a rear admiral (lower half).

by gunfest_2008 October 20, 2008

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Rear Admiral (Upper Half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.

This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.

Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.

by gunfest 2008 October 20, 2008

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Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004

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pto rear admiral

When one holds a reverse cowgirl position over a trailer hitch on the back of tractor and has their friend pull the three point hitch lever to insert the ball rectally.

Ieda dick, pull the lever! Give me the pto rear admiral before i getaway, getaway.

by fuckyouscotty September 21, 2022