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Verb: The act of snowballing Santorum back and forth between two or more parties.
Ryan: Trying to Romney?
Cindy: Romneying is gross!
Ryan: I like it dirty, lets Romney.
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The three and a half hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my G-d we've been in this f'in car for two and a half romneys now, I need to pee, no I don't. (as heard on The Daily Show, 1-March-2012)
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A mediocre and boring choice that is the only real option because all other options are fucking insane or impossible.
Based of the 2012 republican candidate Mitt Romney campaigning against Gingrich, Santorum and Paul.
Guy 1- “You have the choice of eating prunes, broken glass, used condemns, or grilled unicorn. What’s your choice?”
Guy 2- “I guess I’ll go with the Romney and take the prunes.”
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A unit for measuring time: defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man, running for president, can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
Oh my God, we've been in this car for two and a half Romneys now!
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a measure of time, the Romney, is defined as the 3 1/2 hour window in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite.
the Romney was first proposed by John Stuart on the Daily Show, 2012/03/01
oh my god, I've been in this f'ing car for 2 and a half Romney now, I need to pee... no i don't
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To bend someone over and take them from behind without using lube.
I was laying in bed and he "Romneyed my ass
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(adj) romney- a lying douchenozzle that doesn't know anything, and is also mormon, and the Antichrist.
(adj) romney- to have binders full of women.
"Did you see chad?"
"Yeah, he's such a romney!"
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