winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

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crusty sandal

When you cum in somebody's butt, then shove your whole foot up inside to scoop it out.

Bro Jenny totally let me do a crusty sandal on her last night, it was great

Sandal Pimp

Derogartory term used to describe a person from the middle east. See Camel Jockey

Saddam is a camel riding sandal pimp.

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slippery sandal

when a man comes on his foot and his partner licks it off

slippery sandal: blow job of the toes

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man sandal

The act of having another dude's wiener in between your big and index toes.

"Some dude just gave me a man sandal in the hot tub"

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candle sandals

You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

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sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!