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A school bus, is the name you give to a person that sleeps with everyone around them, preferably in a school environment.
School buses are often bulgarian and are also dressed in extremely vulgar and provocative atire, turning every desperate man on and sometimes, TEACHERS...
"Dude, He-s dating the school bus"
"Yeah, i banged her last night"
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an asian with a real big penis because asians are yellow, and usually have a small shlong.
girl: i had sex with an asian last night.
girl2: how small was his wiener?
girl: it wasn't small at all, in fact it was a school bus
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1. A yellow bus-like vehicle that takes kids to school. They are often driven by incompetent drivers (usually old people or immigrants). They are also cramped and uncomfortable for older students, as school districts tend to use the same buses for high school as the ones they use for the kindergarten.
2. A term for any boxy, large, or cumbersome vehicle in a video game
1. Angry mom: Get your rear out of bed or you'll miss the school bus!
2. Person 1: Damn, is that SU-14 ugly or what?
Person 2: Yep, it's a school bus
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1) Long, Yellow Vehicle that is overcrowded, smelly, and Filled with drunk ass kids who will most likely blow up the damn thing while having parkour contests on the seats and yelling "DICK!" or "(Inset Name Here) is gay!" as they are transported to school.
3) Vehicle that contains these people:
The Fortniters: Usually 3 or 4 sixth graders that play Fortnite with volume on full blast. Fun to Watch. Favorite phrase seems to be "ur Trash!"
The Idiots: Majority of population, they do anything and everything dumb. DO NOT INTERACT!
The Teacher's Pet: that one kid who sits in the front, studies, and is probably hiding a machete in their bag. Either a friendly acquaintance or your worst enemy.
The Chill One: Usually only one kid who you talk to and is the only reason you havent already committed suicide. STICK WITH THEM, THEY ARE YOUR ONLY HOPE.
The Gossip Girls: Girls that always are talking about social media, their nails, and their hair. Usually the ones that initiate conversation with you and tell everyone who you like.
The Hot Chick: i know this one can only be recognised by straight males or lesbian females, but she is the one that is so amazing that she can turn a shit day into the best moment of your life. she is the one reason you are alive. There are some cons though, she's rarely on and your dumb friends already know you like her. Probably not in any of your classes either.
Teacher "describe your bus"
Kid "oh, my school bus? Ok. It's long, yellow, crowded, and filled with morons."
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The thing that takes you to hell.
O fuck here comes the school bus.
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It is a yellow 2mg xanax stick that is time released.
Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened
Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?
I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"
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trying to have sex with a minor
Isn't there a hilarious story about some dude out of Phish being on the school bus?
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