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A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.
NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)
(or)
"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."
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1. A word used by idiots who think they'll sound intelligent if they use it in a sentence.
2. The state in which Africa was left after the Europeans had their way with them.
"Aye, those Europeans left Africa in shambles."
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Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly
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Shamble - General Verb
1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.
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Shambl-ing - Present Verb
1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.
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Shambled - Past Tense Verb
1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.
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Shambly - Adverb
1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.
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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)
Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)
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A plural noun, which is treated as singular in construction of sentences, that has connotations of disorder, particularly when as a result of willful indiscipline.
How did that shambles ever get on the air?
Trying to get anything useful done over a video link always results in an unusable shambles.
Wow, episode 36 was an epic shambles.
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In reference to "in shambles" ; everything is falling apart
"This is a shambly mess!"
"Reid, shambly is a real word!"
"That slawcat is a shambly mess!"
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A disorganised situation which comes about in an organisation because the shower who call themselves management didn't or couldn't think ahead so didn't see it coming.
The simplest form of 'shambles' which could have been foreseen by any 12 year old.
When X and Y were away from the office at the same time, no one knew how to answer the phone turning everything into a shambles but it wasn't a complete shambles as email still worked.
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