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A child left in the car during summer months
We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.
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The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.
Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.
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When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.
Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler
Dan: Nice!!!
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An uncontrollable bout of diarrhea after eating spicy foods whereas the molten hot liquid spewing from your asshole actually sizzles when it hits the water in the bowl, while your eyes water and nose runs from the ensuing firehole.
After eating that italian beef with giardinera I turned into an upside down volcano. I am sweating and need two ice cream cones. A Stage 9 Drizzling Sizzler.
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Girl who, for a mere trip to the sizzler, possibly a drink or two, will be in you bed ready to suck you off. Generally skanky, but a new level of low.
Dude 1 - How did your date last night go?
Dude 2 - Man, I was gonna take her to Olive Garden, but all I could afford was Sizzler. She turned out to be a Sizzler Bitch and I got my rocks off for 7.95!
Dude 1 - Damn, Son!
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The act of receiving head while frying bacon.
I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!
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A sexual act, rarely performed and little known outside of its native Tuscany. The Sizzler is performed when the man, after sufficient stimulation, ejaculates in the women's hair while standing behind her, and proceeds to pour gasoline all over her, punch her in the back of the head, and light her aflame with either a match, or a lit cigarette (as the situation calls for). The flame should be subsequently put out after a period of one to two minutes, though it can simply be left to burn, depending on the mood of the performer towards the recipient. The purpose of the Tuscan Sizzler is to test the limits of trust between giver and receiver, and to provide a degree of entertainment otherwise unseen in most sexual interplay, because I mean really, who doesn’t like to want to light someone on fire at least once in their life? That's right everybody does.
I accidentally killed my highschool girlfriend giving her the old "Tuscan Sizzler." It was still hilarious though. I mean, I'd do it again. I'm wierd like that.
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