A very thin and wrinkly penis that comes in any size
did u seriously suck his slim jim?
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A completley unwanted and unwarranted erection caused when an older male is turned on by a younger female.
Yo man our teacher totally just had a crusty slim jim during that assembly
Guy #1: Hey whatβs up Not So Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know Iβm self-conscious about my weight.
A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.
"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"
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An alternative name for vodka.
I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.
Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?
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