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sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.

EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!

by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008

32๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.

She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!

by Dan Bruce July 30, 2005

166๐Ÿ‘ 188๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girlโ€™s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

by Josh1y April 7, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

107๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.

Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"

by Warrio Dunken September 21, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.

My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.

by the really real master January 3, 2011

41๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sloppy Joe

When one person shits in between the ass cheeks of another. Then mushes the ass cheeks together.

Dude I sloppy joe-d this girl last night

by Webby-BIG C June 20, 2010

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