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Face fucking a female with a big mouth full of jell-o. Flavors are decided upon aquired taste and should be experimented thoroughly.(different flavours add for different textures)
"Hadley man, i pulled the first slippery smirk and she loved it, gave her what she needed to top off her jell-o too".
When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.
Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!
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The current occupant of the White House.
Due to his appearance, actions, gestures, intelligence, and attitude George W. Bush is known as the smirking chimp.
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A derogatory term for George W. Bush, President of the United States, as appointed by the Supreme Court.
"That smirking chimp in the White House..."
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The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.
"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."
"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.
a knowing, occasionally involuntary smirk or smile occuring as a result of thoughts (pure or impure) about the boy you're interested in, or that you recently hooked up with
Mario and I totally hooked up last night! And I'm positive everyone at work knew what was behind the huge cock smirk I had on my face all day.
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That funny look a man, or woman gets on their face when an intimate subject is brought up, usually something sexual. Often accompanied with the phrase "I dont know what you are talking about."
Teen 1: "Did you see Dad's sex smirk on his face when Mom said something about going on their first camping trip?"
Teen 2: "Yep, I puked in the back of my mouth a little."
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