The art of taking your own testacles stretching them behind yourself and placing them next to your ass hole with your legs gently squeezed together and swiftly and silenty placing them on your sleeping friends face.
"Don't fall asleep tonight bro or you'll catch a spicey spaniard straight to the lips."
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A White Spaniard is a person that passes as a northern or western european more than their mediterranean counterparts. They have blond and red hair, blue and green eyes and look more British or French than a typical Spanish person.
My Mom is a White Spaniard.
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An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
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1) When you can hear that pussy pop from spain to north america.
2) The seventh largest extinction event of earth.
Damn the shockwave from that spaniard pussy pop might cause another spaniard pussy pop.
When you stick your balls and penis inside of an asshole, at the same time then piss.
John: Hey Austin can i have a spaniard ass pounding??
Austin: Of course! get ready to get wet!
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This creature is incapable of growing its own teeth and relies on a health insurance plan to acquire a pair, Defying the natural laws of physics and most health policies this creature can reach speeds of up to mach2 after takeoff, it uses this to its advantage to constantly clean a nest, and sometimes uses its speed for tactical espionage missions which it then uses to blackmail you into submission. Resistance is futile, This stubborn creature refuses to see, or hear. After many years of training you can just then begin to domesticate this beast. It can be identified by its high-frequency calls (See 'YAH!') which it uses to see, much like a bat. It also uses these screeches as a signal for takeoff, as well as to atract mates. (see 'pepito') It usually wears a staind moomoo and folds its wings into a praying position while muttering what seem like warcries, while in this state this creature will sometimes be found laying in a fetal position. It shuffles its claws while walking as well. This 'thing' is a force to be reconed with.
While trying to steal a bag of chips from publix, The manager released his sentinal beast upon me, the feared 'Spaniard-cubanius oldus grandmadios'.
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a spaniard rizz god is somebody that can lure in any being with his/her sneaky tricks. the spaniard usually has knowledge of the sexual language known as Spanish. now be careful around these sneaky fuckers because once they start chatting you up, you might as well get your things ready for a sleepover at there ;) commonly know as louis c walker
βwhere has my undies gone ?β
βthe spaniard rizz god have taken themβ