sporty vinny

you proceed to pull down what you think is a females pants but as the pants are being removed your suddenly surprised by a penis. then in your state of shock, the tomboy cock slaps you.

Dude i was mackin on this hot girl from the basketball team and i made a move and then she pulled a sporty vinny.

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sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

Sporty Queer

queer gay

"Wow, that girl Jasmin is such a sporty queer!"

Sporty nigga

When a nigga loves sports

Tyrone: my favorite sport is every sport on earth
Jett: so, your a sporty nigga?
Tyrone: *has sex with jett*

sporty spice

A dude who plays a lot of sports, is single, and talks about sports all the time. Is slang for jock.

The skateboarders are outside and the sporty spices are in the gym playing basketball.

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sporty handfull

1. used as a desciptive term for the female breast.
2. typically directed towards the breast size of an athletic female whose breast size falls in the C cup range.

"hey cody, who is your new girlfriend? is she hot"
"yah, she's ok."
"how bigs her rack?"
" i would rank it a sporty handfull."
"score!"

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Sporty Spice

Member of the spice girls band. Rumoured to be queer - a sure sign is when publicity machines skim over details on their private life.

Referenced in the film Bend it Like Beckham. Mum: You'll never get a guy always wearing trackies - just look at Sporty Spice.

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