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Someone who thinks absolutely any problem, no matter how severe can be solved with THC.
Stoner John: I have multiple skull fractures, I need to see a doctor.
Mr Mush: Relax and hit this bong, you'll be fine. The best cure for a concussion is a little mushin'.
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a person who enjoys the high that marijuana, canabis, or hash. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.
marijuana causes a happy fealing meaning stoners are happy and not violent people. Some one need to get george bush stoned.
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A guy who smokes weed and gets high. Not to be confused with a person who stones people.
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a verry peaceful person who smokes weed often. and is often talked down on by retarded ass people who drink,smoke fags,pop diet pills and cheat their lives away by thinking that their athletic skills and good looks are actually going to mean a goddamn after they find out that life actually gets hard and that their parents money wont buy them happiness
wow....that stoner actually has a good job,makes more money than i do and doesnt really have to work hard...other than me who thought that my football skills would get me a job and im stuck working the drive through at taco bell at 28
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CANNOT BE SELF-PROCLAIMED! beware of people who brag about how much they smoke and think their "cool" status relies on how much they smoke a day. all depends on the mindset about smoking, just chilllllin.
poseur: "dude, i'm such a stoner."
stoner:"no, you're definitly a poseur."
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a peson who smokes weed, ussually a calm good spirited person. enjoys what weed has to offer life as a means of stress reduction. stoners rairly snap lose it and kill 50 people on the way to work one day. generally looked down apound by other people even when they are coked right up most of the time.
fucking coke heads
"look at that stoner waisting his life and wrecking his heath. lets do another rail."
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n. a word created by a person or persons under the influence of marijuana.
him: And then ozone was all, y'know--
her: He was all what *SNARK*
him: --he was all, y'know, sixbibblin' on his shirt--
her: sixbibble, what the hell does that mean?
him: it's a stonerism, jb made it up.
her: who's jb?
him: the dude who made up sixbibble, duh.
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