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The Indian Takeaway in Wirksworth, Derbyshire, England.
"This curry from the Taliban is great"
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Students at a school, college, or university
"How many Taliban are studying at your university?"
"About 26,000."
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2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:
Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.
For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
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-the real original gangstas (O.G)
-they don't kill people with guns and knives, they explode buildings, buses, airplanes ...etc with bombs, and explosives...
the members of the gangs are highly educated, completed universities (BA, MA, PHD)
(no other gangs can be compared to them)
'bloods' and 'crips' are american gangs, who kill people with guns
-the talibans are from the middle east, and they hi-jacked air planes from the USA and crashed it in to the twin towers in NY in 2001
*which by the way requires a lot of brain power to commit such attack... they are very intelligent, yet evil, gangsters*
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Slang for the growth of a lot of pubic hair by a woman... a hairy muff, or "bush".
1970's style of grooming ones pubic region or muff.
"Look at the girl... You think she has a hairy bush?"
"Yeah, she's got a taliban for sure"
Or
"I met this crazy girl and spent the night with her"
"Did she have a taliban?"
"Nope... Clean as a whistle"
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is a person that wears a head rap.
The person who blew up the plane was a taliban.
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Illiterate, ignorant, misogynistic Islamic fundamentalists noted for their hatred of just about everything and love of goats and beardless youth.
It is strongly suspected that their hatred of women is rooted in their growing up in the madrassas, where they had no female contact whatsoever while being brainwashed by mullahs who would sodomize them while screaming "Allahu Akbar!".
Once they were able to grow beards, they took out their anger on women and continued the proud tradition of Islamic man-on-boy love. In their minds, it's not as sin as long as they are the givers.
"Look at that Taliban beating the woman for showing 1/4 inch of skin on her wrist."
"Why are those Taliban rounding of truckloads of little boys?"
"I smell smegma and goat shit...there must be Taliban around here!"
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