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Where a man is masterbating in front of his computer with one hand on the mouse and one hand on his cock hence making a teapot shape
my hands are red raw after all that teapotting last night
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Aggressive face-sitting (specifically female). An act of cunnilingus In which the female positions herself over her partner and fiercely grinds her genitals into her partners mouth.
Last night my partner and I tried teapotting, and now my jaw is really sore.
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Ejaculating into a teapot full of tea and serve it to your lover
I teapotted my uncle last week
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A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.
Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
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replaces any other verb
i like to teapot alone in the dark
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Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.
Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice
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An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.
Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.
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