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a Transexual person. It looks like a beautiful woman from afar but up close transforms to a man.
Guy 1: Holy crap dude..I had a scary experiance last nite.
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....
Guy 2: and what happened dude....
Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...
Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....
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A person who changes from a man to a woman
That kid over there is a transformer
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The religion in which the followers believe that all beings must abide by the rule of Optimus Prime and must be against the Decepticons. Followers believe not that the world was created by Autobots, but that the discovery of the All-Spark and Megatron greatly influenced the development of the world as we know it.
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
After watching Transformers, I realized that transformism is a great religion.
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a person who has had a sex change
yeah cindy used to be a man but now she is a woman and that makes her a transformer
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A girl that looks really hot from a distance, but as she gets closer, she transforms into an ugly ass bitch.
Transformers, uglies in disguise..."
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(The motion picture produced back in 2007)
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
Dude: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see transformers?
Other: Yeah, it sucked hard eh?
Sheeple dude: What?
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In gang slang, a transformer is somebody who switches from
one gang to another gang.
"that nigga was claimin crip a few months ago and now he wit da bloods, lil transformer ass nigga"
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