Vat Da Faak

A more clean way to write "What The Fuck", having the same meaning as WTF

Oh Vat Da Faak?

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vat o'sop ding

a COMPOUND definition! requiring SOME imagination! :

'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)

the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !

it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !

i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

21 plus vat

When a person is aged to 21

How old are you,
I am 21 plus vat

vat school

A school that Teach rituals

I remember going to a vat school

vats 24

A place that provides you best Hostel/ PG or Libraries, where you not only maky your future but also meet your lifelong friends.

Search for hostel/pg & library ends at VATS 24

Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.