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Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.
Hey, what's that coming towards us?
OH SHIT! IT'S A WALRUS!
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When recieving oral sex from a girl you cum in her mouth and quickly cover it before you punch her in the stomach, causing the jism to spew out her nose creating tusks and make groaning walrus-like noises.
She was so impressed by the length of her new tusks that she demanded the walrus on a daily basis.
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•Sitting on a cornflake
•Corporation T-shirt
•Stupid bloody tuesady
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!
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Verb: To Walrus: To laze around like a walrus, preferably lying down as a walrus does on the beach.
I'm too tired to go out today, think i'm just going to have a walrus day at home; I'm just going to walrus around today.
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While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.
Phil tried to beat me up after I gave his girlfriend a Walrus.
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A Walrus is a strange creature, it lives in the state of Maine in the US. The Walrus kind (Plural is Walri) are somewhat short, have freckles, contain fair amounts of blubber, and wear black hoodies. Always. Their black hoodies act as Walrus Armor, and protect them from everything but Walrus Powder, which can only be formed using a secret formula involving eraser shavings. Walrus Powder is the only known way to defeat a walrus.
Walri used to cover the entire Sandwich Islands, eating their Walri sandwiches and growing lots of blubber. Walri like growing blubber. Then the British invaded the Sandwich Islands, forcing all the Walrus kind to get on their Walri boats and attempt to make for new land. Except the Walri grew to much blubber and all their boats sank, except for one lonely Walrus who made his way to small town of Lebanon, ME, where he resides today.
Did you see that walrus? You can can distinguish it from a human by its freckles, black armor, and blubber!
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