Weaver

1. A common last name for American Families
2. A person who weaves yarn/string/e.t.c into items such as blankets and rugs

1. "Hey bro what was that hot chick's name?"

" Amanda Weaver"

2. "Look at that gorgeous rug, we should buy it!"

"Yeah, and it's actually woven by a weaver!"

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Weaver

The cool ass white girl everyone wants to be friends with. Is known to be overly competitive at drinking games but will do what it takes to carry your team to the finish line in beer pong. May need reminding of shit she did, but knows it was a good time.

2. Is overly clumsy to the point of needing ankle braces for any event leaning towards athleticism. Fucks shit up on the regular.

"Yo, I totalled Weavered it at the party last night! I sat in this girls chair and the next thing I knew it was broken and I was on the ground...."

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weaver

A stupid person, a retard. A person so lacking in intelligence he might be seen at The Weaver School and Workshop for the Mentally Handicapped (in Akron, OH).

Einstein was never the president, you fucking weaver!

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weavered

The act of pissing someone off so bad on a social media site that they delete other friends. Most likely out of embarrassment.

I was her friend til my boy weavered her.

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Weaver

1. The coolest kid you know. You gotta love him.
2. The dumbass that's kinda fun to hang with but way more fun to beat up.
3. The ex-boyfriend you regret having.
4. That horny basturd that owes you money.
5. The guy that thinks he can skate.
6. A reason to say the sentence: "Wow, I really think I hate that kid."
7. The kid that eats all your food and sometimes spidercake.

Dude did you see that weaver kid? He's such a dumb ass!

OMG I totaly regret dating the horny basturd.

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weaver

the art of making red hot loving to a sonciwalls wan port. see also wan-port weaver.

did you see that wan port. it caught weaver feaver

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Weaver

Someone who makes up or exaggerates a story or situationto get out of trouble or improve your standing with others. Weave

Bobby said he was couldn't come because he was working, but baz saw him at the Queen's Head... that guy's a weaver

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