Winston

An amazing person and good in bed

I wish my bf was Winston

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Winston

A lovely man with a big heart. Often a bit overprotective and territorial. Does not like alpha males in his zones and likes to be boss. But will make up for his rudeness with a flash of his beautiful eyes and lots of love.

Girl 1: Did you hear Winston barking at that dude?!
Girl 2: Ya, he is just Winston.

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winston

noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.

"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"

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Winston

A Winston is the opposite of a Chad but yet quite the little specimen. This person( typically a boi) will mess you up if you talk trash about anime, metal music, and etc. This person loves video games but has a good physique.

(Guy 1)Woah!!! Dude, did you see that guy?!?

(Guy 2) yea man that boi on fire... I think that's Winston.

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Winston

The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."

noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"

wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."

noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"

wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."

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Winston

A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.

Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.

Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.

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Winston

A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.

I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.

Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.