wisdomisms

urban wisdom not always wise but good for use in urban settings.

I found the wisdomisms below very helpful when traveling to various cities.
When in New York never make eye contact or speak to strangers.
When in New Orleans always acknowledge the stranger (especially if appearing crazy) or they will approach you to find out what your problem is.

wisdomical

Something that is bewildering whilst extraordinarily wise.

That was very wisdomical Rosie

wisdomness

adj.; meaning "very wise" or having a wise brain and such as;having a brain, using your brain, being more than wise, being wiser than wise, no intelligence

She used wisdomness when she went to the store to get some canned mashed potatoes.

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wisdom

Information is not knowledge
Knowledge is not wisdom
Wisdom is not truth
Truth is not beauty
Beauty is not love
Love is not music
Music is the best...

Wisdom is the domain of the wis... which is extinct.

If you ever do go to wisdom, be sure to shake Warren Cucurullo's hand but do not bring up the wis. It's still a tender subject.

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Wisdom

A Wisdom is an incredible girl. She’s very beautiful with an amazing booty and legs but literally flat as heck. She’s really friendly and popular but for some reason only hangs out with dorks. A Wisdom is probably very musical and a talented instrument player but she’ll act like she just got out of the womb. Her favorite thing is to annoy people cause she’s a big sweaty roach. But she doesnt really annoy people cause her friends love her tons.

She’s a big sweetie despite always getting trouble. She’s a part of a cult known as band and that’s probably where she gets her many friends, that and her great personality. She’s that friend who makes fun of her friends to the point where she doesn’t know how to be nice to them. She’s super smart but no one knows cause she acts like a big dummy. That doesn’t mean she’s actually wise though, cause she isn’t. If a Wisdom hangs out with you, you’re incredibly lucky cause literally everyone loves her but she chose to be with you. Be grateful if you’re friends with a Wisdom cause she’s a beautiful, hilarious, Blasian girl.

Example:

Guy: “You know that girl?”
Trombone player: “Of course I know Wisdom she’s in my section.”

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Wisdom

Street knowledge, street facts.

Lay me down with wisdom.

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Wisdom

Redneck term for "Wized them"
v. To urinate more than one object

"My uncle had two kidney stones, but he wisdom both out!"

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