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Wishboning

When two men fight over the same girl a la the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner. Whoever breaks off the bigger piece wins and the loser goes home, wishing he was the one boning her.

John and Steve were wishboning over Bethany last night.

by Elder Morgan February 22, 2012

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Wishboner

Males fantasizing and wishing they could have sexual contact with another male or female resulting in a boner.

Dude, Alexis just walked by and I popped a major wishboner.

by XxRIFExX August 17, 2010

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wishbones

A part of the anatomy of chickens and other fowls which, because of their singular presence in the body of those animals, and remarkable shape, were considered 'lucky' and one could hold one leg of the wishbone and another person hold the other and pull while making a wish. The person left with the bigger piece supposedly gets their wish fulfilled.

There was a novelty song in the 1940's with the line, beans have no wishbones, chiddi-buck-choo. It was very silly and that silliness caused me to remember it from my largely misspent childhood. Indeed, beans, not being animals, have no bones at all, let alone wishbones.

by FlesticleBoy August 19, 2019

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Wishbone

When you tell a girl to make a wish and then spread her legs so wide apart they kind of tear apart.

Hi baby, make a wish.... *rip* WISHBONE!

by HangBus March 3, 2010

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Wishbone

After fucking a girl in the ass, dropping a coin in her open asshole and making a wish.

Marcus wishboned Sally after railing her ass.

by Gdub1234567 July 29, 2008

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wishboning

Same as "scissoring" except it involves two old ladies. The shape,smell, and brittleness of the lower bodies resemble that of Thanksgiving wishbones.

While at the retirement home, Henry witnessed two hot gilfs wishboning in the suana.

by blue magoo November 18, 2007

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Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.

"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!

by Cnj86 April 4, 2010

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