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Mike Woodward buys me roses and dinner, I wish every girl could have a guy as great as him.
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often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."
"dude my asshole looks like a dustin woodward"
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Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.
The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...
This scene unfolds all day every day for an entire week of the Woodward Dream Cruise...
WT dude #1: Hey! that's a '67 mustang (wipes beer off of his porno stash).
WT dude #2 (can be substituted w/ a WT girl): Yup! (spits on the ground).
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a hell school in bainbridge island filled with rich kids who act 23 and are probably 80th generation on bainbridge or something. if you’re starting in the bainbridge school district after like 3rd grade and aren’t an extrovert, good luck, you’ll probably end up being friends just with the other new people.
“i go to woodward middle school”
“wow, i’m so sorry for your loss”
An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!
Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
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Calvin M. Woodward High School is a public high school located in the north side of Toledo, Ohio, that was built in 1928. Woodward is part of the Toledo City School District.The Woodward Polar Bears wear blue and white for athletics and chose their nickname because they are located in the north end of Toledo. In 2010, the building that Woodward's neighborhood had called home since 1928 was replaced by a newer facility located on the same property. Woodward has a bad reputation for being ghetto, full of drugs, and violence; but in all honesty is an amazing school with an amazing band, and amazing teachers.
Friend 1: Man I aint goin' to Woodward that shit is fucking crazy I'll get stabbed.
Friend 2: I went there and it's honestly not scary or different from any other high school. I love Calvin M. Woodward Highschool!
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A school were kids turn into god awful teens and lives are ruined. They act like dumb ass furrys, wanna be red necks, rich kids even though they live near the skating rink in the ghetto. They all either fucked, smoked, touched or said something inappropriate.
Definition. Woodward Middle School- Hell and a menace of society.
Ex: "Did you here about the search dogs in the hall, they said two people got caught vaping, good thing i dont do that ;D."