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A measure that actually fucking worked
Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.
A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also
Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker
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The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:
- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level
- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice
- The Sudden Inability To Drive
- Darkening Of Skin
- Change Of Language
- Squint Eyes
- Dry Cough
- Death
"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"
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Another name for "The coof", The "Shanghai Shingles" or formally known as COVID-19.
Billy thought it was all a scamdemic until he caught the Wuhan Wheeze.
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To purposely do something to harm, annoy, or disrupt others. Then, when overwhelming evidence points towards you as the instigator, you deny you ever had anything to do with it.
Crikey Trent, did you see how Trump was trying to put off Hillary Clinton at the election debate by following her around the stage to creep her out? Yeah Dale, I did. Good old trump doing the “Sneaky Wuhan”. What a legend!
Fear of shaking hands causing people to creatively touch other body parts. Touching elbows or tapping feet rather than shaking hands.
Rather than shaking hands, Jose and Kareem did the Wuhan Shake by tapping feet.
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A common name for Sars-Cov-2, AKA the Chinese Coronavirus, AKA the Chinese Virus.
I ate some bats and got Wuhan virus!
Some lady sat next to me on the subway and started coughing. I hope I didn't get the Wuhan virus.
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