To Bed

To fuck.

To bed, Mark must bed Jenny.

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In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

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bed

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

He is so hot, I would love to bed him.

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bed

A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.

Doesn't the word bed make you tired because it looks like one?

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bed

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

hes so hot... id bed his ass all night long

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In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

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BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

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