Champ

Champ (Can be extended to Champion for generalised greeting purposes)

A person who has undergone an extended period of higher education and failed to make good on degree attained.

Or...

A highly educated individual who’s education outstrips their upper limit of intelligence. In turn there’re out of phase and incapable of making balanced / credible decisions.

Person 1. You know the Champ has only gone and paid the vet £500 cos the rabbit that he took in had an upset stomach.

Person 2. Jesus! What’s up with the rabbit. It must have been quite ill then?

Person 1. Nope, he’d only left it out in the sun, gone off it’s food it had.

Person 2. Unbelievable! What’s up with him?

Person 1. Well that’s the Champ for ya.

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Champ

Short for champagne. Sometimes written as champ'.

I'm on a boat bitch, we drinkin' Santana champ cuz it's so crisp.

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Champ

In jail a champ is the common name for a "receiver".

Hey champ, come over here and let daddy give you some love.

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champ

the act of removing the tobacco and the cardboard layer from a black and mild, then replacing the tobacco so that it hits smoother. originally pioneered in Maryland State Penitentiary

ey yo. this black tastes like shit. champ the motherfucker before you blaze it next time.

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Champed

An adjective used to describe the act of getting severely intoxicated but still on point none the less. Only champions can get champed, if you are a lame fuck it is not possible to get champed, you have to be a boss.

We were so champed last night.

Uh yea obvi, all the broads were tryin to get it.

Fuckin eh.

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Champ

One who can outdrink or outperform another in a given activity

A) Man, You polished off the whole bottle?
B) Yeah.
A) Damn dude, you're a champ!

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Champ

a person, usually a close mate, that is totally cool, done something really stupid (but highly amusing) or has just picked up!

dude...your a champ!

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