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When a man performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection. The vagina will have the distinct aroma of freshly baked sourdough bread with the appearance of oozing warm Roquefort Cheese.
Heather: No oral tonight honey, I have a yeast infection.
Brian: Baby, did you forget how much I love your Sourdough Cheese Sandwiches?
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A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."
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a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.
"I cooked a Grilled Cheese Sandwich yesterday when i was hungary."
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This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.
The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"
Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."
Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."
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What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.
"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"
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Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?
emuff said
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A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.
Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.
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