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Clam

slang term for female pudenda, esp. the pink bits.

Excuse me, Miss. May I lick your clam until you see stars?

by Lord Uther March 13, 2003

68๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


clamming

the art of making pearls out of the sand in one's vagina

dylan was clamming, hence the lack of his precense at the kegger.

by mitchell"3lb"koch February 15, 2005

28๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam

A fucking annoying piece of shit human being

Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


clammed

verb: To abruptly hang up on someone while talking on the phone without there knowledge such there is a distinct slamming sound for the unsuspecting party to hear while left wondering wtf was that for.

Man I was talking to this fine woman and told her she had nice breasts. The next thing you know this b***h clammed me.

by graysons vernacular August 25, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clam

The end result of a rare childbirh occurance where from some extra propulsion, the baby is launched out through the vagina, stops in mid-air when the umbilical cord reaches its full elasticity and is pulled back inside the mother through the vagina so fast and hard it pulls the lips apart until they're so wide they simply fall back and engulf the mother.

Greg didn't care if it was a boy or a girl, he just hoped the baby would be healthy. But it was a clam.

by Emcee January 27, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


clam

A wrong or sour note in music.

That trombone player has to go! He keeps on hitting clams and doesn't seem to want to improve his technique.

by pentozali March 19, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


CLAM

An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.

"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"

by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž