If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
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The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.
Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.
When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up
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The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer
Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!
NoFap Chad: ok coomer
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A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
โWhy would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?โ
โBecause he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.โ
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A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.
In other words: Sex is the punchline.
Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! Iโm the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.