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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.

Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.

by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 28, 2021


Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

Iโ€™m such a butt coomer

by Moondog88 February 17, 2021

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ok coomer

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi Coomer

A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.

โ€œWhy would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?โ€

โ€œBecause he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.โ€

by Michael Brunswick December 1, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coomer

A Boomer that is a cunt

That Boomer is just a Coomer

by Coolio_ March 22, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coomer Humor

A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.

In other words: Sex is the punchline.

Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! Iโ€™m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.

by 3Melanies September 8, 2022