Doughnut

Sexual act. Before the penis is erect, a doughnut is inserted over the penis and is used to give a handjob to get to erection. His partner then performs oral sex to eat the doughnut from the penis.

She couldn't wait to give him a doughnut tonight.

As he pulled out, he cried "what a doughnut!"

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doughnut

object used for the trading of sexual favors between a girl who hasn't eaten anything all day because of work, and a pothead who is in possession of said doughnut

"I haven't eaten anything all day, ill do anything for that doughnut"

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Doughnut

food of the gods

the man ate his doughnut

Doughnut

Delicious circular object
Used to throw at people as long as they are jelly filled and stale....CODY

"He didn't text you back?!"
"Nope"
"Throw a doughnut at him"

doughnuts

the number one solution to being obese

mmmmmmmmm doughnuts

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Doughnuting

The art of going on a night out and avoiding to getting any action. For some people this is a hobby

Me: Tim you are so good at doughnuting!
Tim: I know. I even walked her back home without making a move

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doughnut

A prostitute, escort or hooker. So named because in order to get your nut you must give up the dough first.

I'm getting to the age where I'm gonna have to start picking up doughnuts on street corners to ever get laid.

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