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Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

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do the lasso

when you take your shirt off and start spinning it over your head like a helicoptah!!!

It's hella hot, let's take our shirt off and do the lasso!

by Chingo Bling July 3, 2006

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lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.

Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.

by Leolizard October 12, 2009


Baby lasso

The act of attempting to entrap a man in a relationship by intentionally becoming pregnant.

"I'm gonna keep swinging my baby lasso until I catch me a man."
"Don't take her word that she on the pill bro, baby lasso'll fuck your shit up."

by Class_backwards January 30, 2012


Alabama Lasso

When you are about to cum on a girl, so you grab your dick and twirl it around like a lasso as you cum on her. It’s very messy.

“Ah hey man I gave your mom an Alabama Lasso last night” “ FUCK YOU BRO”

by McLovin81707 January 12, 2020


Narcissistic lasso

A method used by narcissists to put their victim in a such a state of confusion that the issue or problem that the victim originally brought up is forgotten. Narcissists lasso their victims in by vehemently arguing that they, the narcissist, are the victim in the relationship. Soon the real victim feels inprisoned, helpless and confused about whose view is legitimate.

Rebecca thought that Felix was disrespectful of her until Felix used the narcissistic lasso to make her believe that she was the one who was disrespectful in their relationship.

by Missy Know It All August 28, 2016


Idaho Lasso

When a man is ejaculating on a woman, he flings his male appendage, right as he is “busting” he than sends his semen into a flying loop in the air. Both ends must connect to form this loop and land on the woman, this mastery of ejaculation art holds much power, some say the result of successfully completing the “Idaho Lasso” elevates testosterone to enormous levels and adds approximately 3 inches of circumference to Each ball in the males ballsack. Rumors have it that once you complete this amazing feat of talent and practice, that you might not ever be able to bust a normal goddamn creamy nut again. Once you busts gut-wrenching “Idaho Lasso” you may never be able to stop turning objects, and women into Lasso practicing ranges. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility, treat this power with respect and pursue it with great agility.

Have a good day roping, some heffers pals!

Dude i was about to cum, so I flung my dick at her face and I gave her an Idaho Lasso!

by Ese-boof-cowboy October 17, 2018

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