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A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
Just straight up cringy people who don't know if they want to be emo or not.
I hate my life, I wear all black clothes, I have suicidal thoughts, but Im not emo, im a lobby kid.
People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
a game where a bunch of 18 year olds hit 360's every second and any squeaker to speak will get fucked over in any lobby
Sweat #1: Hey, do you rember mw2 lobbys
Sweat #2:yeah man they were great
*flash back*
squeaker: hello anyone have a mic?
The lobby: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SQUEAKY TOY
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the main breeding ground of aidens, josephs and future woman beaters. enter at own risk
"Hey have you seen that guys Joseph? I bet he was raised in a COD lobby. Probably gonna beat his girl Jia today!"
"Yeah, kids raised in COD lobbies are a different breed."
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To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.
Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"
Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Sarah."
Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"
Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."
Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."
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An entry area (Lobby) to a larger venue where the visitors choose from a large array of DIY Kink supplies before heading into the "Hobby" area with a partner to get Freaky.
Items found in the "Hobby Lobby" include:
• Crucifixes of all shapes and sizes for ass play
• Yarn and twine for bondage play
• Needles of varying gauges for piercing play
• Candles for Wax play
• Leather and Leather working tools to build floggers
• Beads for orifice cramming
• Knives and blades for Cutting
• Hangers for Back Alley Abortions
Let's meet in the Hobby Lobby on Friday. I'll pick up a gross of "Charm Me Antique Sterling Nail Cross Charms", and violate you six ways from Sunday before I scrape your uterus of our Hellspawn.
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