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A hairy beast who enjoys stealing cheese and being grumpy
Dude, he just stole my cheese.
What a total Murphy
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When a streetworker collects the lettuce in advance, excuses herself to go to the bathroom, then climbs out the window or otherwise makes a quiet exit leaving the john with a hard-on and out the moola.
I paid that whore two benjamins for a BJ, then she pulled a murphy on me.
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a person who licks monkies to get therir kicks.
That was one murphis person there buddy!
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A last name givin to someone who likes kids “sexually
Meazar: Murphy really likes those kids kids
Cam: i know we should stop him before he goes for his brother
Aiden: too late
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A very sexy light skin, usually takes dudes ankles at the park when they try to guard him.
Look at him, he's so dreamy. He's such a Murphy.
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To suck your fart back into your body. A reverse fart.
I burped really loud, so I Murphy'd to make up the space.
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The awesomest guy to ever live.friendly,awesome and is beast.Has great friends and they're awesome too.
Murphy is AWESOME
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