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when one magical creature ( witch, wizard, goblin, giant, etc) fucks the corpse of another magical creature. While this is going on the pet of a magician ( cat, owl, frog) uses a strap on to anally plunder the magical creature who is already having sex with the dead body. This sexual act was illustrated freaquently throughout the 7th installment in the Harry Potter series and displayed J.K. Rowling's imaginative and erotic writing style. Harry Potter, Percy Weasley, Hagrid, Tonks (as you probably deducted from her first name Nymph wasnt just another witch name) all played some role in this magical act. Hermione and Madeye moody typically took pictures which were actively able to show the beauty of his act since magical photographs move
As Neville was fucking Snape's lifeless corpse, Crookshanks adjusted his black strap on and proceded to enter Neville and fuck him the way Voldemort use to. Hermione's photographs clearly delicted the magic that is the order of the pheonix.
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you bring that cute girl you've been flirting with for the past couple weeks right. you get to talking. you kiss. this leads to that, and that leads to this and so on. you have sex. everythings normal. nothing to weird. then... the next morning... you set her on fire and leave.
-"i haven't seen carrie in school for days... do you know what happened to her?"
-"well of course silly... you haven't heard about this yet? brett raging pheonixed her last weekend."
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The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.
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The best college at Riddlesdown Colleigiate
What college are you in?
Pheonix college
U so lucky
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Pheonix Down is a potion used to revive a fallen player in the game Final Fantasy.
Your Pheonix Down Virginity is when you never used a pheonix down during the game.
Jack: "Oh no! I had to use my pheonix down for the very first time!"
Sean: "Oh dude, you just lost your Pheonix Down Virginity!"
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When an object is lit on fire because of a flameing bag of shit.
Im going to throw a fuck Flaming Pheonix of fire at your ass... Beotch!!!
A death caused by drug overdose, or an extremely adverse effect to the consumption of narcotics, oftern resulting in seizure or involuntary convulsions.
"We thought he was just having a grimmer but it turns out he was heading for a River Pheonix Foam Party"
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