b e a n s

The thing you and the boiz are gonna get at 3am

Me and the boiz at 3am getting b e a n s

S h n o i c e

S h n o i c e is a word to describe something amazing, stunning and incredible. Many would use this word to describe an object, a piece of work or a photo.

Wow that story is S h n o i c e

a s c e n d

w h e r e y o u e x p a n d y o u r c o n s c i o u s n e s s t o a h i g h e r s t a t e o f b e i n g .

Me: *A S C E N D S*
Bystander: better feed this man worms instead of children now

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P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)

After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!

UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!

HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!

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m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕

something a glitched person would say.

m̶̡̛͔̫̦̪̈́́̍̈́̍̈̓͘i̶̢̮̖̼̳̥̳̱̝̜̞̣̬͊̃͆̾̄̊̌̑̕s ̡̢̛͔̗͓͓̱̒͌̊̓̍̑s ̧͙͔̮͎̘̯̯̗̭̗̓͒̇͊̄̓̚͝i ̨̼̗͉̥̩̦̍̐̔̒͂̃͒͑̕g ̟̻̀͋͛̅̄͂̎̎̍̄͆̄̉̏͝n ̢̡̼̻̜̰̫͍͉̼̻̪̿́͋̓͋̈̿͌͗́ͅö̴̧̡̡̨̺͖͔̰͇̫͉̼́̐̑̓͗͊̐̓͗́̕̕, is not a bad pokemon, is it?

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He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

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m o n s t a x

Beastmode.

(It's a reference from Monsta X's song, Beastmode lol)

P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: M
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: O
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: N S T A, X
P1: Beastmode.
OR
P1: M O N S T A X
P2: Wtf are you singing?
P1: Beastmode.