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A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"
Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"
When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.
I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler
When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.
So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?
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One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.
Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.
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It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
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To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.
Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.
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When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.
When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.
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