To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

South Pole

When shawty eats ice, and then put your balls in her mouth as the shrivel up.

Hey Emily, make sure to get a 20lbs bag of ice for tonight. I’m in need of a South Pole.

South Pole Hole

Slang for vagina.

James: Hey what's up?
Robert: Man, my south pole hole feels like it was lit on fire by a husky lumberjack.

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South pole freeze

the act of punching the testicles during a blowjob

I thought i was in love untill she gave me a south pole freeze.

South Pole Elf

An individual that thrives on ruining the excitement and wonder of others.

"Wind and Solar are the future of power!"
"Yeah, idiot, who needs falcons and desert tortoises anyway?"
"Wow...you are definitely a South Pole Elf."

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