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You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!
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Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.
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a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy
I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.
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-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
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The act of defecating into the pillow sheet of another person, due to extreme aggression, hostility, rage, or an attempt at a very funny practical joke.
Ryan snuck into Tyler's room and gave him the dirty tooth fairy.
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When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
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To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.
Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.
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