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jew waiter: (n.)
an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
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Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)
don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
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Waiter Reparations (1984 – Present day)
Waiter Reparations, slang. A waiter that has been stiffed and under-tipped by the African-American community so many times that he or she believes their obligations for the evils of slavery have already been fulfilled.
“I’ve already paid my fair share to the blacks by the lack of money I did not make when I was waiting tables. I’ve done my part in paying waiter reparations.”
Please refer to Department of Treasury Form 2-X-90007 Adjustment Claim African-American Reparation Form for Service Employee Workers
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To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.
"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."
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The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry
Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass
Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.
Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.
In poker, having a queen and a three for hole cards, i.e. a queen with a "tray".
Shit, not another gay waiter!
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A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.
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